A fork of Rural Dictionary
Women dressed for the sole purpose of luring some poor unsuspecting chap into their lair of dispair. Often times, there are layers of flesh bursting forth between the fortifications of the belt line and the "belly" shirt. This, however, is not absolutely necessary for one to earn the rank of Heat Mule.
El Cielo is a good place to get hunted by the heat mule.
ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow
Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally You: isn't this a ride on the mule Henry: yeah this is pretty slow
he is to busy "whipping the mule" to answer the phone.
Mule sperm is a mule that sperms in a human being.
I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.
When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick