Country Dictionary

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mules

a terrible shoe that appeared on the market originally in the late seventies. The shoe was unfortunately revamped in the late nineties, but quickly faded into obscurity.

by Jesse Valencia October 25, 2002

mules

Another word for horse power in a motor vehicle

Man my '00 Ford Explorer has straight mules

by Caleb Cox November 03, 2007

mule

mule n. 1. A carrier of things for someone else; often used to refer to a carrier of illegal drugs, or a video game character who functions as a holding space for items for another character. v. 1. To hold or transit for someone else.

Bob is the mule for our drugs. Mulebob is a 1st level character who's a mule for all our gear that we haven't sold yet. We'll give that item to Mulebob to mule over to your character in that other place.

by Snowblood January 26, 2004

muling

Mostly used on online games. Muling is the process where an experienced player of an online game gives items or money to a new player (most commonly a friend) to help them get started in the virtual environment. Thus making this new player much better than anyone else who like him has just started. a.k.a twinking

Friend 1: I'll give you some rare items and money so you can beat other new players. Friend 2: Isn't that muling? Friend 1: So....?

by lVlouse August 14, 2006

Muling

A regional (Swansea) term for extremely ugly or not very pretty. Usually applies to the female of the species but can also apply to men or objects.

That bird you pulled last night was muling.

by Ianto Davies May 02, 2008

mule

The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.

I do hope that Charles and Camilla do not breed a mule.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

The Mule

A sexual move whereby during doggy style sex the penis, in one swift move, is removed from the vagina and reintroduced into the anus (also known as changing at baker street). The shock causes the recipient's head to rear up at which point the gentleman smacks it down with his fist as one would a miscreant pack animal. Hilarity ensues for all involved. Except possibly for the "mule-ee".

Dave: The girlfriend dumped me last night, mate. Steve: Really, mate? Dave: Yep. Tried the mule. She wasn't best pleased.

by Uncle Twatflaps October 25, 2006