A fork of Rural Dictionary
The kind of car that makes the guy who's driving it even sexier.
Toni, your husband's best friend looks sexy as hell in his swagger whip! He single?
The best living person on the planet
Nate Swagger is so cool
Michael Jackson is otherwise known as Swagger Jackson who could not even jack a sons bald eagle.
The only bald eagle Swagger Jackson could ever jack from a son is when little boys pants are 50% off.
A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
The late night word that iphone uses for another drunk word unknown to the common person...that could mean something such as this:
Bitch, go fuck yourself,you suck,yo momma,pimpin,whore, slobber lick , twss, round round brown brown, cram cram, slam slam, come on!!!!, outrigger, down rigger, side rigger, monday, hot dog, come over, nite nite, and bitch pudding.
Me: hey girl u still up
U: yeah hagar swagger in just a few
Me: come on!
It is when you straddle a two headed gal between the heads. One head is eating your ass and the other head is giving you a blow job.
During the wedding night conjoined twins gave the groom the ohio swagger. While watching I yelled switch, and the groom jumped up and did a 180 degree turn.
Swagger Ghost is a lit ghost who will burn you alive when he says a powerful roast at you. He fucks all of your girls whenever a husband or boyfriend has left them alone. But dont try to mess with him or you will get a unexpected surprise...
"Swagger Ghost is too amazing"