Country Dictionary

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do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight, Do you miss me tonight? Are you sorry we drifted apart? Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day When I kissed you and called you sweetheart? Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare? Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair? Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again? Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 19, 2017

I had a meal

Due to a series of unfortunate message leaks from an extremely unwell internet artist to a celebrity in DMs, they attempted to remedy this terrible conversation by appearing a week later, with a paragraph we've yet to see til this day. All we can see is the start of a sentence, "I had a meal". This has since turned into a Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot meme on twitter to outline the absurdity of the message, considering the situation. This caused the #Raphael tag on to trend immediately for the day, (the cambion character in the game). "Goodbye." is a part of the meme, and the response from the actor a week prior to the meal message (which he has never read, and never will read), but because of how... Simple the wording is, it won't get it's own entry. Just know that it tends to correspond with a meal meme.

"No! Please! Don't cancel me- I had a meal!" "Goodbye."

by GIGGLEGIGGLEMUHAHAHA June 22, 2024

Cov-had it

This is the one person in your covid-19 social isolating group that you've had it with...they are driving you crazy. They are whiny, won't shut up, condescending, on the spectrum, or just really annoying to the point of distraction...both on Zoom and/or in real life.

"Is Cheryl invited to the Zoom party?" - "She accepted the invite." "Cheryl drives me crazy. Count me out...I've just cov-had it with her."

by Eggfer September 17, 2020

had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 10, 2021

I had to crash the build

When a program or server is locked up - you force close it through task manager

This pile of code is shit- I had to crash the build to get back to the desktop

by TwatCrasher January 04, 2024

The manga had better voices

When A dub of anime is so trash, that people joke saying that the manga has better voices

This dub is horrible, The manga had better voices

by Brachios August 03, 2021