A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse
He was a Jolly Horse as she rode him in bed.
When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider
I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse
For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse
When Santa gets his North Pole hoes and has the best foursome ever before going to molest the children of the world
I hope the Santa has a big jolly christmas
A nasty diarrhea made up of pure liquid, similar looking to coffee
Jesus fucking Christ, Chris! Did you take a jolly rotten in the toilet again?
What you diagnose someone with when their diagnosis is unknown.
Patient: "My fingernails are turning orange, what disease do I have?"
Doctor: *stares at patient confusedly* "ROLLY-JOLLY CALLESIS!"
When your male friend has just come out of a breakup and is down in the dumps, you get on 1 knee and suck the tip of his penis a little until he reaches a half chub. This usually boosts his confidence again. Works best when its given from a male friend that is straight, as this gesture is the ultimate act of care and kindness.
John needs a Jolly frenchman, he isnt feling up for the boys weekend.