A fork of Rural Dictionary
Blue collar romancing is when a hardworking man uses his grimy hands (covered in grease, oil, dirt, etc) to pull out his wiener and shoves it in a girl’s booty hole while giving her a fish-hook.
TammyLynn came over when I was off work and I gave her some blue collar romancing!
Millennial/Gen-X male (usually white) who is not highly skilled and doesn’t come from family money but has a nice car, nice house/apartment & disposable income. Typically involved insurance fraud or MLM’s or direct marketing. Almost never prosecuted.
How does Brad spend 3 hours at Lifetime Fitness everyday and drive a 5 series BMW? He’s a polo collar criminal bro…
While in missionary with a girl grab her neck with both hands, pull out hover over her chest. Proceed to scream Allah Akbar and drop a steamy dump on her.
Was with some raunchy chick last night when we got home from the bar I gave her a nice afghan dog collar.
When an imprint of someone's lipstick is left either on the shaft or base of your penis.
Person 1: So I took them home from the club and since we got right to it, they ended up leaving lipstick on me.
Person 2: Damn, looks like they gave you a lipstick collar! Guess you'll have to call them back for sure 😏
When you use the toilet at work and the seat is still warm from the last person that used it.
Someone just have me a blue collar hug
Ottawa collar: a sink bruise caused by a necktie worn during sex. Non-specific to the active or receptive partner.
You look like you had a big night, that's quite the Ottawa collar.
Please pull gently on my tie, I've a meeting tomorrow and don't want an Ottawa collar.
Hard working individuals usually without a professional degree.
Date a blue collar man if you don’t wanna get you want to live a simple life.
Date a white collar if you want a more polished lifestyle.