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necktie

After you cornhole a girl, you leave a brown stripe between her tits.

The bitch didn't bake me a pie, so I gave her a necktie.

by yourmom February 05, 2004

necktie

A piece of clothing that is tied around the neck that men normally wear in knots such as the Windsor knot. It is peated with a dress shirt and pants or a suit. Normally neckties are meant for formal occasion such as weddings. Neckties originated in the 18th century in France Which they call the cravat and was tied around military uniform. The necktie have some variants like the bowtie and Ascot.

The wedding requires you to wear a necktie

by bigrolly August 27, 2021

necktie

a noose, a hangman's rope, especially one procured with the intent of intimidation, or extralegal execution (effectively murder) of someone

The necktie was clearly intended for use in a hate crime.

by The Return of Light Joker February 01, 2011

necktie

same as Herb. 1) (on the streets) A stupid person. 2) (on the internet)A geek or a dork. A stupid person.

Fred, you think that was cool...your such a necktie

by ElenaMM April 18, 2007

Necktie

A legendary method of executing a mob-hit wherein the assassin slits the throat of his victim and then reaches up inside the mouth and pulls the tongue back out the slit and lets it hang there like a cravat--to the horror of the unfortunate soul who discovers the recently-deceased. Alternatively, "necktie" may refer to a hangman's noose.

Most-famously referenced in AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds": "Concrete shoes Cyanide T.N.T Done dirt cheap Ooo, neckties Contracts High voltage Done dirt cheap!"

by chagrin94 November 13, 2009

Gentleman's Necktie

A cock ring, constrictor band or other device used to squeeze the penis to engorge it.

Sheena loved getting Carl's engorged cock after he slipped on a Gentleman's Necktie.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2015

nigger necktie

a noose

Hey, string that big lipped, watermelon eating, welfare collecting, white pussy chasing, basket ball playing, making noise all night long, because they're not working, up with this nigger necktie.

by omegs greek February 19, 2009