A fork of Rural Dictionary
some elf who likes to play lots of soccer and is really annoyting because he so small his penis so small he attack in soccer and blonde. his node look like elf and mistletoe
OMG did you see the deformed elf yesterday? He didn't let me concentrate in class at all!
A sick fuck elf is one nasty little cunt. Usually can be used along with the term Asshat. Derived from the "Warhammer" series and made popular by James Buddy.
"Man that guy is a sick fuck elf"
"What a bunch of sick fuck elves"
An elf with typical Asian features of black hair and brown eyes rather than the stereotypical blonde hair and blue eyes that regular elves have.
Have you played monster hunter rising yet? It has twin moon elf priestess.
elf hat refers to a man's uncircumcised penis because it resembles an elf's hat
Did you see Greg's elf hat? So gross, I only date guys who are circumcised.
It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list
Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight
Feeling under appreciated most of the time; being a three-foot-tall adult who makes toys for one day of the year. When someone says you have elf-esteem (unless you're already short) it's usually an insult, or they are calling you glum.
Katy looks like she woke up with elf-esteem. Look at her watching TV and taking apart her cell-phone.
Another word for elf bar
‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’