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Warhammer

When Dungeons and Dragons meets arts and crafts.

"Want to play Warhammer?" "Sure, but first I've got to finish painting my figurines."

by The Crew Dog June 13, 2009

Warhammer

Anticash.

Warhammer was first artificially created in 1955 by University of California physicists Emilio Segrè and Owen Chamberlain, for which they were awarded the 1959 Nobel Prize in Throwing Money Away.

by Kaarbi August 19, 2011

Warhammer

The rapid, pounding insertion of four fingers into a bitch's twat.

I gave Jimmy's girlfriend Amy the WARHAMMER.

by Chris&Colin September 24, 2004

Warhammer

A slang term for masturbation

"I saw a nerd play Warhammer at the Rennaissance Faire."

by krustywazoo August 15, 2005

warhammer

High-end miniatures wargaming. Extremely high prices for the fact they aren't even made of pewter anymore. The prices have -nothing- to do with supply and demand. Many more popular miniatures games have maintained steady pricing. Especially with the UK's current economy, there is no reason for inflation. Also do you even know how supply and demand works? Last time I checked the market has been flooded by their products worldwide. There is no demand issue, there is no supply issue. There is no inflation. The truth is that their stock has been falling and they are compensating for failing sub-games, ie. BFG, Epic, LOTR, etc. Anyone with a brain would have checked their -investor relations- page to figure this out themselves, where they spell it out themselves.

Watch their stock drop until they are forced to reshuffle management. Then warhammer might actually get codexes out on time instead of whenever they can max profit

by brainfreezer July 26, 2008

warhammer

A company which lists exactly why they continously raise their prices to ridiculous amounts on their investor relations page. And no, it has nothing to do with supply and demand.

Warhammer exec: Hmmm, The LOTR bubble finally popped as predicted, lets jack prices in all other sectors up.

by red blue green September 23, 2006

warhammer

The cure for having money.

Warhammer Looks like an interesting game,but I like to be able to afford food.

by artemisathena September 21, 2006