A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a normal handjob aint good enough so she spits in her hand and uses the saliva to lubricate the penis
“Tell em you can say spitty handjob with a straight face.”
“Nah its a hybrid handjob.”
OMG that girl has a handjob tattoo.
What’s that?
A tattoo on her wrist!
A person who is really good at making a black person bust a nut
JR’s girlfriend is a good handjober .
A handjob given by using icyhot or bengay as lube.
Laura grabbed the icyhot instead of lube when she went to wack me off, turning it into a spicy handjob.
When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.
Hey dude Danny DeVito gave me a spooky handjob.
The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.
Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.
2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.