Country Dictionary

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Roof Toss

A game that involves throwing people off a roof. The bigger your splatter effect is the more points you get. You can also get points by tossing them into or in front of a moving car and other various object that make the landing more funny.

Hey jake lets go down to brooklyn and play a few rounds of roof toss.

by Hahb Shoge February 01, 2024

Roof fail

A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.

Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!

Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!

Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?

by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 13, 2010

on the roof

to be obsessed with The Tannia, Elisa, Kiana, and Grecia (daddy) or to be crazy

You are on the roof!”

by your mommy gj July 21, 2023

Roof nigger

Mexican
They work on roofs

Kind of like sand nigger

They got a whole bunch of roof niggers up there laying shingles on that roof

by Dankgrant01 February 05, 2025

Roof Tap

To manually stimulate a female to such an extent that the sound of fingers on vagina wall are heard.

"Man, bitch was wet last night! Makin' some fresh noises"
"Roof Tap?"

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

2 Dales on a roof

A gay oltime!

Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!

See also Blake and Tyler.

by Codybay1 December 16, 2021

Roof Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle that is red.

Ex: I went to the barber's shop this Friday, they messed me all up. Now I look like I have a roof blob!

by chadeesa July 20, 2024