Country Dictionary

A woman that frequents hockey games (ususally OHL or AHL) for the sole purpose of getting picked up by an up and comer.

Me: "Damn did you hear about Stacey? Mitch got her pregnant and now he got drafted in the first round."
Friend: "She's such a Rink Rat"

1. Place where older guys go to pick up young girls.

2. Where trailer park parents send their kids on Friday nights while they go out and get drunk.

Yo Shank, why don't we go to the Roller Rink tonight and pick up some young sluts.

An ailment that affects hockey players who spend too much time in hockey areas, where the fumes from the ice rink are confined, rotting their brains and effecting their judgement.

"Did you hear about Cooter Whiplash? He was arrested for destroying a wheelchair"

"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"

An annoying female who may be kind of short and stout, who doesn't have much bend in her knees when she takes a step. The walk is almost a bit of a waddle, almost like a penguin with a rope around it's ankles. Rink ronk is the noise that is made when they waddle toward you, "rink-ronk-rink-ronk".

"My blind date was actually the rink ronk Human Resources director from the job I just left!"

the teacher at mchs who is the coolest teacher around

Mr. Rink is cool asf

A rink rat is a hockey parent who spends a lot of time at the hockey arena watching his (or her) kids playing hockey.

"You've been here a long time, you're turning into a rink rat."

An Asian Hockey player or Figure Skater

Open your eyes you fuckin rink dink, or else you wont be able to see the fuckin puck