A fork of Rural Dictionary
something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it. Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it. Dude, wool socks are bad news.
a secondary name used on a message board; a sockpuppet
He has about 3 socks on this board.
The name a non-binary person will give to anything including themselves
Whos that? Oh that's socks. Wha-
To have sex with no condom. Specifically to lose your virginity without using protection.
Dude, I totally went no socks on my first time.
1. An evil race of alien masterminds. 2. A item of clothing for the feet. 3. The thing that mothers dread washing. 4. A low budget condom.
1. "The world has been overrun by socks." 2. "These socks are fucking incredible." 3. "Jesus Christ! You can wash your own bloody socks!" "No way mum, they stink." "Well they're only gonna get worse!" 4. "Oh shit, I lost my C-card, I'll have to use my socks.