A fork of Rural Dictionary
a day for forgiveness, second chances,
"Hey, Fred it's October 17th!"
"Okay what does that mean?"
" October 17th is a day for forgiveness and also second chances, so make amends."
People born on this day are immune to all spider poison and venom. They can eat spiders if they so choose and nothing will happen to them. If someone born on october 17 recommends spiders to you, do Not act on the recommendation. You may not be immune.
"Hey wanna try out this new spider place?"
"Sure bro, but wait, what day were u born on?"
"Oh October 17, why?"
"Oh sorry bro I can't. I'm not immune to spiders. Maybe ask your twin or something."
"Oh not again!"
National boy hug girl day!! Both can hug each other on this very special day!
October 17 is national boy hug girl day!!
National Kiss your Girl day
Love u Lynley 😘
What’s today? October 17. YOU ALREADY KNOW
Stand up and Dab while the teacher is not looking.
“Hey, brad the teachers turned around get up and do it” “do what Gerald?” “Bruh it’s October 17th you gotta Dab” “Oh alright Gerald I gotchu
National nothing day.
No slapping ass, no kissing your crush, nothing.
Virgin on their snap story: AHa itS nAtIonal slAp Ass day, SInCE iTs October 17
Person: no, you thirsty virgin. Nothing is happening today. It’s national Nothing day because slap ass day isn’t a national holiday
National suck James dick day
October 17 is the day that you suck James dick for just 25 cents so he and his family can move out of the box and move to olritch house