A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pandas are the cutest animal ever. They are located in china, in the high montans in bamboo forests. They only eat bamboo. They eat about 12 pounds of bamboo everday.
A individual in a long distance relationship who is waiting for their partner and refuses to mess around with anyone else
Dude, don't even bother- she's a panda.
A slang term to describe an person/item of Asian descent.
Why does my physics class have to have so many pandas in it?! The curve is going to be ridiculous!
I met a cute panda last night but she passed out after 3 shots..
I love panda food, especially Vietnamese.
a guy that doesnt know when his sexual advances are not wanted.
From the South Park Character "Sexual Harrasment Panda"
"Settle down Panda, Stop trying to grab my tits!"
Panda is a bear native to central-western and southwestern China. The Giant Panda was previously thought to be a member of the Procyonidae family. It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, the Giant Panda has a diet which is 99% bamboo. The Giant Panda may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, and bananas when available. Also They rape fish.
Boy! Your such a panda teaser!
Verb. The act of cuddling in which the cuddler "latches on" or places one arm and leg over the cuddled. It's the real deal.
Want to panda tonight?
Are you DTP? Down. to. panda.