A fork of Rural Dictionary
The moment you see someone hot, and you want to tell your friends in a discreet way
Shaniqua: I just had an asda
Marybell: Not fair i want an asda
Often confused with Walmart’s british cousin, the acronym ASDA is frequented in text speak of English youths. Standing for ‘AAH SHIT DADS AWAKE’, it is often used whilst piledriving your stepmother, or sneaking in a coke-fuelled street whore who’s just that little bit too loud
‘SHHH come up quietly!’
*Drug-ridden prostitute gets ketty legs and falls down stairs*
‘ASDA!!!!’
the off-brand NCFCA created by the kicked-out mormans cuz NCFCA is smart but kinda stupid
its so easy to win everyone is either asleep or isn't paying attention to what u say in both LD and TP round
awards is so awkward u walk across a room... not even a sTaGe
yo i was in ASDA, i left after i got 1st place 4 years in a row cuz its so bad