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assassin

it is a sex position that involves either the male or female to eat out the other persons ass.

if she is licking his ass hole then he is assassinating her.

by lathen June 16, 2008

assassination

To sit or attempt to sit on someones head or face with your bare ass. Best done skinny dipping at night with your friends. Thanx to stympi for this one!

Assassination. Did you see that, stympi just assassinated jaz?

by Crazybread October 16, 2006

assassins

Stems that infiltrate freshly rolled blunts or joints causing damage by puncturing the leaf and creating a hole, resulting in your friends calling you an amateur

"There's a hole is this blunt! Damn assassins, Johnny you suck at rollin."

by diago delgato November 18, 2007

assassin

a person who will kill you, but has the most hillarious word in the human language.

why sir the assassin may be oh so clever but when they kill you atleast they'll be taking you from behind.

by Miss mavie February 23, 2010

assassin

the perfect time passer

Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic John to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her, but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the John with a lead pipe while yelling, "sic semper tyrannis!" Fuck the whore, steal the John's wallet and car and make a dashing escape.

by Marcus Hall January 15, 2004

assassinate

To do your best to really kill a girl (sexually). A popular cheer from your boys who happen to be watching.

"Hey, I'm 'bout to go assassinate that pussy!" or "Yo, man, assassinate that shit!! Kill it!"

by The Rilz February 05, 2010

Assassins

A created WWE team that consists of Max, Big Daddy, Brando, and Superfly. They dominate anybody who stands in their way. They can even beat Triple H because they are more powerful than his backstage powers.

The Assassins just did the 3-D to Triple H threw the table!!!!

by Max and Brando October 15, 2005