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The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.
I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.
An asshole detective. literally...(He is an asshole!)
Did you see Assy Mcgee the other night? He's a real ass.
The word Asi or Assi is German colloquial language and short for "asozial" (antisocial).
It is commonly used to describe a person who behaves in an antisocial manner or is a part of such a group of people.
It is also used to describe the "cool kids" who smoke, drink and can't behave in public.
The term is widespread among young people, less among older people.
Person 1: "Guck mal da drueben, die Asis machen wieder Stress."
Person 2 "Warum koennen die sich nicht einfach wie normale Leute verhalten?"
Person 1: "Look, over there, the Asis are starting trouble again."
Person 2: "Why can't they just act like normal people?"
Asi/Assi
The stupid nickname my dad gave himself when he was tripping on adderol.
Me: Dad can you pick me up from softball?
Dad: (no answer)
Me: Assy McPopop can you pick me up from softball?
Dad: No problem.
- CG Assy -
Creator of JesterBot, and Blackhat Hacker. CG Assy is on the top ranks of the anti-degenerate discord revolution. Currently owns Assy's Destructive Corner, a private discord raid group. Assy is an influential member of the Chaos Gang, a corrupt terrorist mob founded in 2017 and deleted in 2020. Short, Albanian, and Mexican looking, in addition to being a Jevil Simp, Assy is no doubt a scary enemy but good friend.
Skid: Who is CG Assy?
Me: You don't know who CG Assy is? Pft. Assy Created the strongest discord raid bot and is an influential member of the raid community!
Skid: Bet, CG ASSY come and hack me noob
The type of nipples that Saul Rosenburg (from The Jerky Boys phone calls) has.
I got sand all over my assy nipples
a dumb person with absolutely no common sense
hey man what's -8 plus 21. its 13 assy