A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a woman with abnormally large breasts falls asleep on her side. in doing so, one tit falls under her armpit and rests. as the woman rolls over even more, she crushes the breast, which usually wakes her and causes her to let out a scream sounding like a bagpipe
girl 1: oh god my tit hurts so bad!
girl 2: why, what happened?
girl 1: well i accidentally started bagpiping last night and almost deflated my boob
when late at night bagpipe music is blasted at high decibels outside some ones door waking them. This is done as revenge or to just be a plain asshole. ( it is meant to sound worse than it actually is confusing those who are not in "the know.")
Bobby:Holy crap what is that noise?
Jon: You've just been BAGPIPED SON!
Bobby: wow. you're an ass for bagpiping me.
A person who is originated from Scotland.
Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!