A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.
Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.
a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it
Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted
Any situation in which a person recieves an item that they didn't want, but are forced to deal with. There are several varieties.
It originated from members of SWBGS dropping expensive and/or unwanted items onto unsuspecting victims shopping at supermarket checkouts.
ATM basting: When someone is withdrawing cash from an ATM, pressing the £200 button.
Supermarket basting: When someone leaves an inappropriate item on someones shopping at a supermarket checkout.
Eg, "You wanna baste that guy with these scottish biscuits?"
A method of getting high by filling a turkey baster with methamphetamine and water. The solution is then injected into the user's anus. This works along the lines of how a suppository works, and most methamphetamine users will not recommend it.
Tony got basted and jumped out a window.
The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.
Man i was getting a bj and i basted all over her face.
To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.
My wife was turned on by my basting.