A fork of Rural Dictionary
a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation
danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat
Jerking off
master bating
horny
blue balls
Fuck man im just beating my meat ..
Fast up and down motion of the hand while grasping the male genitalia.
This guy likes to smoke a bowl after he beats his meat.
Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star
John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha
What the famous dj DJ Pauly D sounds like hes sayin in his hit single Beat dat Beat.