A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl who thinks she's cute and adorable and is gassed up to the point she thinks shes the best. But shes just fat.
Shut up Allison you're a lil chonker
1. Usually used to describe an overweight animal with the intention of mocking the owner for not keeping their pet healthy. 2. Can be also used ironically to oppose the critique and to remind others that there are bigger problems then overfeeding a pet even in the animal abuse category. 3. Can also be used to mock these animal abuse apologists (2) for being morons critizizing something that isn't wrong in its nature.
person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go out with me? person 2: Not really, sorry bro person 1: Why not? person 2: You're a heckin chonker
"That good boi is a heckin chonker." "That heckin chonker loves nugs."
A relatively large or obese individual, typically male; prone to wearing cholo clothing and/or driving lowered cars/trucks
Listen to Chonker Cholo over there talking about lowering his clapped out 2019 Silverado again
A noun and term of endearment used to reference anyone or anything that is overweight, fat, chunky, portly, chubby, obese, flabby or rotund.
Person 1: Bro, look at how fat Olivia is! She's like a bucket of wrinkles! Person 2: Oh she's a big chonker!
A word used to describe a fatass asian. You can use any vowel pretty much and get a racial term for a squints. Such as: chink, chank, chonk..you get the idea.
Wow, Justin sure is a Chunky Chink Chonkers.
A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as chonkers.
Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen? Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.