Country Dictionary

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crouton

A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.

"That dirty ho was dangling some rancid croutons"

by assmonkey June 06, 2003

crouton

short for Mouton

I like to refer to mouton as Crouton

by Paul Puckett January 21, 2004

croutons

the dingle berries aka tiny rolls of shit paper in your arse!

Todd: my wife refuses to lick my asshole! Joey: whats thats cunts problem? Todd: the last time that whore was tossing my salad .. she found alot of croutons!

by jesusholmes January 19, 2007

croutons

crunchy bread used in salads

Waiter, can i get some more croutons?

crouton

a man hat smiles all the time even when eating!!!

crouton ur civic is slow!

by johnboy May 10, 2003

crouton

My friend, Matt Campbell.

A 'floating' member of the 'cunt soup' phenomenon that is slowly gripping the UK.

by Rich February 04, 2004

Music Crouton

A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.

Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!" Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!" Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"

by will bitten January 09, 2018