A fork of Rural Dictionary
The biggest faggot you will ever meet in your lifetime. Thinks he is a bad ass cowboy, and all the girls want him. He is really just a no good disgusting fugly hick. Also obsessed with swimming. He thinks he is the shit.
Did you see that douche bag John Mouton today?
a rapper with a great personality and a big dick. he is a great person to hang around. he is talented but he wont let nobody mess with him. a person who hates haters
donald mouton went to the store and slapped a dumb-ass.
Someone that is ungrateful and wishes the worst on others. A ''Mouton Endormi'' can easily be late for any event (restaurant, registering for a passport..). Even with these negative aspects, a ''Mouton Endormi'' loves to smile to a point that it hurts her cheeks.
''Waow you really want to sleep now?'' ''Yes I'm a mouton endormi'' ''But I would love to play gin first'' ''Sorry you already won too much''
You start off by picking up a jewish girl (this step is VERY important). You then proceed to fuck doggie style, from here you insert your finger in her ass, and give her a dirty sanchez, but the mustash has to be in the same shape as Hitler's. When you are about to J you take your cack out, and J on her back in the shape of a swastika. Once you have done this, you salute nazi style, and have a friend come in and take pictures.
I was fucking Jenny the jew, when i managed to pull off Mouton's the man. i dont think shes going to call me back.
ariane is someone you love so much, but too early. you tend to be too ignorant about love when you « love » her. too unfamiliar to the pure unconditional love she gives you, to the lovely words, the looks full of love, the slight weight of her head on you shoulder, chest or stomach. you dont think to appreciate those moments fully. and then you get scared when you realise maybe this is love, not just a teen crush, not just « love » but LOVE, and you ruin it all. not only that but ariane is a childish souk, in the best of ways, she rejuvenates you, makes you smile and laugh, to the point where you nearly piss yourself. but most of all, what shes best at, is filling my stomach and body with what feels like hundreds of thousands of butterflies. then you miss her, because not only did you let her go, ,but she seems to have let go.
“do you ever miss ariane mouton?” “stupidly enough, yes.”