A fork of Rural Dictionary
kids who listen to crust, wear black clothes, wear patches, dont take showers, some of them are vegan or vegetarian and believe in animal rights, wear an indian oil pachuey(sp?). They stand up to what they believe in, and usually talk A LOT of shit.
bands: Nausea, Doom, Disrupt..
Just unappealing in basically every way possible.
"Umm yeah, so she was being extremely crusty so I just blew her up with a sea urchin bomb!"
1. a self-obsessed, materialistic person
2. dry and flaky
3. a personality that revolves around physical appearance and shallowness
That girl is hot but her inside is as ugly as a toad with incurable acne and chest hair on its liver spots.. CRUSTY!!!
The gross, white, puss looking crust which forms after a recent piercing. Although you desperately want to pick them off, they do indeed help your piercing heal faster.
Dude the crusties around my nose ring have turned bloody!
Paul had a bad habit of picking at his plugs crusties...
Vile spawn of Hippies and Punks, these creatures are so-called because their personal habits include not washing until there is a thick crust of dirt all over them. Often seen sporting crusted dreadlocks as well, and when their itching heads get too much, shaved heads. Must-have accessories for any self-respecting crusty: a dog on a string, army boots, stinking patchouli oil, constant odour of garlic.
Crusties are rabid supporters of political correctness- everyone is equal in their eyes, except of course anyone who does not believe in being a vegan, animal-liberating, tax-dodging punk rocker- everyone else is scum! Crusties tend to congregate at summer rock festivals, camping out and eating vegan slop. The rest of the year, they will travel around in delapidated buses and vans trying to find a place to camp and constantly getting kicked off the land wherever they settle like a swarm of festering dung flies.
Nearly all Crusties are rich middle class kids who think it's cool not to wash for a few years and kill their brain cells with too much acid. Then when it all gets too much, they can go home to Mummy and Daddy and clean up their act and get a job as a social worker or teacher.
"I could smell those Crusties a mile away when I was at Glastonbury festival."
a word used to describe someone who is extremely bitchy. usually after not getting pussy at a party or after having a series of bad events that comes their way. a person who does not like the word crusty is usually someone that the word crusty defines to the point of perfection. In order to rid of crust, one must do one of the following. Drink beer. Get a nut. Eat an Uncrustable. Or pack a monstrous lip. No one likes to be crusty, and many try to hide their crustiness by throwing extremely large lips. "The Salty Spitoon" is someone who does not get any pussy at a party and in order to hide their crustiness, they throw a big lip.
Not all crusts mix. Your crust can clash with another's causing you to hate that person and want to fight them.
"You're so fucking crusty right now." "This kid is the Crust-Ness Monster", "Fuck dude...Im so crusty"
"if we ate a whole pizza and left the crust in the box...thats what ud be right now"
"I hate the word crusty---thats because your crusty"