A fork of Rural Dictionary
The biggest, baddest music festival in the world, located in England. Known for it's free spirit, craziness and ability to draw many drugs etc.
My life started at Glastonbury
A high-class suburban area full of preppy white kids wearing polo shirts and uggs who play tennis for fun, yeah that's right, tennis. This town is also associated with the rumors that the locals can turn anyone from any other race into a snobby rich cracker, it's true. Other nicknames: White-ass town USA, Glastonboring, the caucasian ghetto ect ect
Black guy: hello there maurice, hows it goin? Fellow black man: dude, did you just get outta glastonbury?
Glastonbury is a market town situated in the Mendip hill, in the County of Somerset in Western england. The supposed location of the mythical Isle of Avalon, something of a magnet for crystal waving new-agers and serious pagans alike. NB: NOT purely an over-hyped and hideously over-expensive music festival.
stoned townie dickhead: "I bin Glastonbury innit" Normal person: "Really, is that shop 'The Truckle of Cheese' still in the high street?" stoned townie dickhead: "Yoooo wot?, mobile phone, mugging, sattelite tv, and other urban bollocks...innit."
An over commercialised, very expensive drug-fest with over hyped bands.
Ticket Office guy: "That'll be £2000 for a Glastonbury ticket please" Glastonbury Dealer: "Hash, skunk, skunk and hash..." Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining" Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"
Glastonbury is the closest city to the Pilton Festival Of Performing Arts, otherwise known as the Pilton Pop Festival and incorrecly known as the Glastonbury Festival. Pilton is 15 miles away from Glastonbury. Unfortunatley the once beautiful City of Glastonbry the ancient isle of Avalon is constantly overrun by wankers who after 3 days of very badly played music, hallucinogenic drugs, mud and muggings that they are never going to leave. As there is nothing but a few cottages and some frightened residents (and no social security office) so the tree hugging tosspots (or hedgers as know locally) then head out of the countryside into the city Glastonbury where they do nothing but tell everyone they they should get back to nature.While simultaniously trying to move 6 of their dickhead friends into your garden shed to set up a comune. They then get a heroin problem and die.
"hey dude ive just been dropped off ,is this Glastonbury? wheres the festival? Peace.." "Its 15 miles up the road you twat! so why dont you peace off and do your fire juggling somewhere else. And stop banging those god damn drums. Fuckin Rizla Executives!"
The best music festival in the world. The best experience of your life. Glastonbury is like no other place on earth, it overwhelms your senses. You will see things there that you will never find anywhere else. It's a freespirited place, I love glastonbury.
I hope I get a glastonbury ticket this year.