Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Daycare With no Babysitter

Used to describe a fandom (or group of people) that acts chaotic for no good reason.

Person 1: Hey, I heard ya got into a new fandom! How was it?
Person 2: Oh god, it was horrible, it was like a daycare with no babysitter in there. I'm only in it for the characters by this point.

by -msaw- February 16, 2022

Daycare Brat

A daycare brat is a child of a childcare provider or a early childhood teacher. This child is spoiled by all of the co teachers and gets away with whatever they want.

Maddy is such a daycare brat. She didn’t nap today and her mom ordered her McDonald’s for lunch. Her teacher doesn’t care what she does.

by Childcare teacher September 08, 2022

Daycare belly

It's the same as Bali Belly, but without the holiday.

"my son came home from day care the other day, now I have daycare belly".

by Guido Saragozza March 28, 2024

doggy daycare hangover

What your dog is after spending time at doggy daycare.

When I picked Bailey up from boarding, she clearly had a doggy daycare hangover. After spending a week running around with her puppy pals, peeing freely and hardly napping… it’s like she partied like is was 1999!

by GlazeHer August 06, 2023

Mouth Daycare

When a man drops his seed in your mouth, therefore your mouth is considered a daycare for dropping the kids off

Damn, that girl gotta mouth daycare! She swallow like a goat

by unknownperson001 February 06, 2023

skanky daycare

the cheapest daycare center that you could send your kids to. Forever smells like rotten diapers.

WTF! The state denied my welfare. I might have to go find a job and send my kids to that skanky daycare

by Terry Kulmuthafuka February 11, 2018

dougie daycare

Local name for Douglas College in Vancouver, BC.

"I'm a university student."
"No you're not bro, you go to dougie daycare!"

by .ner February 29, 2024