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mega dick slap

when u have a giant dick,take the neck of the dick to hit the girl or guy in the face

dude i totally mega dick slaped paris hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cool12 August 19, 2009

tony danza dick slap

where you slap a bitch in the face with your dick while saying " whose the boss bitch"

I gave her a tonyu danza dick slap

by drewski October 04, 2004

National Dick slap day

On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.

Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.

by Big nasty 69 April 11, 2018

detroit dick slap

The act of taping a knife to your cock, and dick slapping someone. Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night! John: What is that? Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly

detroit dick slap

by master cumfuck December 14, 2013

international dick slap day

April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick

Girl: guess what day it is? Guy:April 13th? Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick) Guy: fucking cunt

by Yolilboat April 12, 2017

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 13, 2019