A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not to be confused with a dick pic, a soft dick pic is a picture of a male's flaccid dick that is typically transmitted to a woman via sms or email. Women generally crave these soft dick pics and will typically perform fellatio on the male who transmitted the pictures the next time the two come in to contact.
(Insert Female Name #1) "Some guy that calls himself Creepy Steve just sent me a Soft Dick Pic."
(Insert Female Name #2) "Wow, that is awesome! I'm so jealous. Soft dick pics are the ultimate bro move!"
(Insert Female Name #1) "I know. I'm totally going to blow him the next time I see him!"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Totally"
when someone gives you too much information about their problems/ personal life without you asking.
john: life’s been so rough lately i fucking wanna die. i lost my job, my cat has cancer, my dad told me i’m a failure, and my mother ran away. i literally do 10000ugs of acid to feel anything. i am dissolving.
jessica: what the fuck john, i didn’t even ask. why did you send me an emotional dick pic
Someone online claims to be a female who received an unwanted inappropriate picture and laments how awful men are which results in simps offering money and gifts to show how "good" they are.
Watch out for the Dick-pic scam as we get closer to the holidays.
April 4th is national dick pic pat day! Send dick pics to all your buddies!
Dick pic Pat:
A person created from gay parents.
Dale: Hey man it’s April 4th!
Jake Tonn: eeewwwwwww
A synonym for cell phone.
Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie
Taking a picture of the penis next to something from McDonals.
He sent me a Mc dick pic of his penis next to a large fry, making the large fry look quite small.