Country Dictionary

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Dike

it is artifacial reclaimed land on the shores of north germany.

"take me to the dike, dude"

by Jelly Fish July 20, 2005

Dike

Yvonne (Connors Mum)

- Have you seen Connors Mum?
- Yer she’s such a dike

by Heelooooooo March 18, 2018

dike

a lezbian who is way into sports and has no selfconfidence and doesnt give a crap about their apirance

dike names are offten: norine, maurine, kara, ect.

by hailybaily December 01, 2010

dike

one who enjoys both the physical and social aspects of having a girl-friend...

search "eat out"

by siphon April 04, 2003

COW DIKE

The partner to a Bull Dike, often more feminine and may resemble a normal woman.

Me: I thought she was straight until I saw her 'Bull Dike' friend named Pat.
Other: Yeah, wow - Angie is a real Cow Dike.

by Tommy Kay January 12, 2008

yikey dikes!

A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.

Avert your eyes, my dear, and don’t look; yikey dikes!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 06, 2019

Dike-Cap

That shitty haircut girls are getting. Bit longer than a bob.Looks utter shit.

“Oi Andy mate look at that birds trim
“Yeah proper Dike-Cap innit

by notbinladen April 01, 2020