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Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.

A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women. Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.

by blashada September 06, 2014

e-wet-tile disfunction

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

by JBighood August 16, 2008

textually disfunctional

Someone who Creats conflit through text. Someone who is unable to communicate through text messaging. Someone who doesn't know how to text.

He is "textually disfunctional and cannot be trusted

by ashlav January 16, 2012

Disfunct

To be weird and "different" from the general public and proud. Popular culture stems from this.

What is that chick wearing? She's so disfunct. weird

by BekahBek February 03, 2010

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate. It is started with the go commit insult.

person1: "yo fam ur mom gay" person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag" person3: "Guys, don't make me do it." person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you" person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions." *person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*

by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018

disfuncted up

When some thing or situation is messed up or destroyed because of someone else's disfunctional behavior.

This project and team are disfuncted up.

by murfmerica September 09, 2010

erectile disfunction

when someone has limp pp

type an example of how erectile disfunction is used in a sentence

by your left nut sack April 16, 2022