A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's not music. It's a guy sitting on his ass pressing buttons. I do the same damn thing playing Xbox. It's really just sound effects. Sounds like when when AOL is loading up.
This is music:
'Cause I'm just one of those ghosts
Traveling endlessly
Don't need no roads
In fact they follow me
And we just go in circles
But now I'm told that this life
And pain is just a simple compromise
So we can get what we want out of it
-Misguided Ghosts by Paramore
This is NOT music (Dubstep):
GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM.
BWUY YOH.
GWOH nyeh nyeh nyeh, GWOOOOP GUHWEEEE-YOOOOO.
GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee NYIOAM.
GWEE GWOOOOHOOH nuh nuh nuh, gwish gwash,
you gah uh jah!
BWUY YOH.
GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM.
BWUY YOH.
GWOH nyeh nyeh nyeh, GWOOOOP GUHWEEEE-YOOOOO.
-Equinox "by" Skrillex
A compilation of electronically altered events of passing gas, often made to sound like bass. Said "bass" is then turned into the focal point of music falling under this genre.
"Did you just crap yourself?"
"Yeah, it's the new bass drop for my next dubstep track!"
A genre which is filthier than fingering your sister and finding your Dad's wedding ring...
Horrible techno that sounds like a breaking ceiling fan, with a dance style equal to epileptic seizures.