A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.When an attemt at creating an entertainment product fails so badly it incites anger and/or unintentional comedy.
2. When an attempt at comedy on an internet message board is so terrible it incites pity in the reader of sed post.
3. When an attempt to get over as a whacky character on an internet message board completely and utterly fails.
4. An attempt to endorse Fanta and homosexuality at the same time on an internet message board that leads to ridicule
1."TNA iMPACT= EPIC FAIL."
2&3 "Anchor World Order= EPIC FAIL"
4."anchor= EPIC FAIL"
1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.
2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.
3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)
you are such an Epic Fail
he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!
-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.
During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.
also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.
Antonym: Epic Win
Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)
General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
To fail horribly
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
"Awww dude, i just fucked up on that math test"
"LOLOL EPIC FAIL HURP DERP DERP"
The most celestial pair of words in the universe.
Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?
Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.