A fork of Rural Dictionary
An ETS or European Testical Slap is a powerful strike to a male crotch, resulting an a loss or sperm on numbness in the penis.
Dude im going to ETS this noob like i owned Nelson the other day.
abbreviation for "eurotrash"
*psst* Dude, check out the ultimate ET at your 3 o'clock! Popped collar, suit jacket, and sandals!
The introduction of one's digit into another's anus, especially durng sex, resulting in a brown finger/tip; caused by a torpedo in the tube, a turtle head ready to poke out.
Poop in the shute.
Me:
Dang!!! I was BDP'ing this chick, gave 'er a finger up the ass, and ran into a turd!!!
Felix:
Dude, you got ET'd!!!That's AWESOME!!!!
EVERY-TING
Let's smoke an ET?
What's that?
Every-Ting EVERYTHING An assortment of herbals