A fork of Rural Dictionary
No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. It’s what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as “fuck me sideways”? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if you’re on my flight, i’m kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.
“hey captain, i think we gotta do a max performance takeoff today still. what’s the FMS saying?” “oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
fuck me sideways; saying you would rather be fucked sideways than whatever else is bothering you; this is a better option than the other
a: dude that creeper is eyeing you b: FMS a: i know right?
An online saying that stands for Fat Mexican. It isn't said very often and only the white people that know about it say it when they are playing in online games with Mexicans. Mexicans usually reply with "do you wanté an orangé?" or "Tu es una borradora del Domingo Républico de la quarté"
"You stupid FM I don't want to buy your shitty mangoes"
FOREVER MAKING SOUND or FMS is an elite team of hip hop artists from South Jersey
Tone Carbone, DCvin, Blast-4-Me, Grimey McFinney: "You did you hear that new FMS production?"