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abbreviation for the phrase "fuck me sideways" Used during a time of aggression when something doesn't go according to plan, not actually as a command. The abbreviation is generally used so parental figures don't know wtf you're saying.

Person 1: I heard you got rejected by that fly ass bitch. Person 2: Yeah...FMS.

Acronym for Fuck Me Sideways

FMS! That burger was huge!

Freak My Shit as in fuck this dick!

Man my bitch FMS last night my nigga and all I could do was be amazed! I wish she would hurry up and FMS!

means Fuck Miss S***** REDACTED Bro FMS

Kid: FMS am I right Other Kid: Bro FMS, FMS, FMS

Fuck my school Something you say when you just hate your school

Ahh, I have so much homework to do. FMS!!

Fuck My Spelling

AnonymousNo27 rolls up sleeve on shit to blind those around self. AnonymousNo27: Shirt*...FMS

Foot in Mouth Syndrome: When you add something to a conversation, which is followed by an awkward silence... Then you know that you should have kept your mouth shut.

Guy: Your sister is hot Chick: ....... Guy: (oh that fuckin FMS... shouldn't have said that)