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Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart

"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."

by gary October 07, 2003

funt

Funt is that wonderfully soft area above the cunt that I love to kiss.......and knead.........and play with!

my lovers wonderful soft and kissable FUNT!

by Mr. Lovelace January 24, 2004

Funt

fat above the cunt

she has major funt!!!!!!!!

by linda lovelace January 24, 2004

funted

fucken munted. something that is really fucked up

dude your face is so funted

by L-near June 15, 2010

Funting

When you direct Danni to an Urban Dictionary page under false pretenses so that you can do the Red Indian Victory Dance.

"Funting. Ask me what it means, Danni." "What does it mean?" *provides UD link* "...oh, for FUCK'S sake." *does Red Indian Victory Dance*

by Jack The Bodiless June 01, 2012

funting

the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.

Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately? Man 2: Nah Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been? Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been? Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue! Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting! Man 1: Surely not Dave?! Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts! Man 2: That absolute funter!!

by rc9000000000000000000 November 19, 2014

funt

where a lady's fat meets her cunt

that woman has quite a large funt

by jonetha June 26, 2005