A fork of Rural Dictionary
Combination of 'fart' and 'dump.' A fump is when you think you have to take a big shit, but when you sit on the toilet to do it, you just let out a huge, explosive fart. Some small, misshapen pieces of poo usually accompany a fump.
"Man I thought I had to take a huge shit, but it was just a fump."
Meaning fucked up thumping, fumping. When you hear someone cruising by with a crappy fucked up system.
man there goes homeboy fumping in that ford escort.
Fap humping, it was made up in palringo's "official PIMD" group long before people disgraced it with things such as farting on dicks.
Fap humping is you fapping as you hump someone.
Boy: Damn, Aoife was really fumping Tay last night, did you see how into it she was getting?
Girl: Ikr?! And Tay was too drunk to notices she had her hands in her pants!
All of the past definitions are false. There is only one true definition for "Fump" It is a word made up by a child a few months ago and it's defenition is a goblin-like creature with a large head and green skin. The word fump can be used as a verb (to fump) a noun (a fump) an adverb (fumpily) and a adjective (fumpy).
Dude, I just saw a fump!
Dude, I swear he fumped right on the fump!
You fumped SO fumpily.
Well, you're quite fumpy.