Country Dictionary

Little known 1985 American road film by director Kevin Reynolds staring Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson (among others) and featuring a haunting soundtrack by guitarist Pat Metheny (see Metheny Face).

"When the fook is Fandango coming out on DVD?"

A word of similar use to 'cool' and 'spiffy', typically preceded with 'the'.

This TV show is the fandango!

When a male receives a hand job from a person wearing a brown paper bag on their hand a la the famous TV commercials

I just got a fandango last night and now I have five paper cuts.

My best friend Nick...

We like to call Nick "Fandango" for no real reason.

some one who takes a long crap.

I took a big fandango.

A code word for "orgasm".

"Lucy would you like a fandango?"
" Yes i would like a fandango."
(plural)
"Lucy would you like many fandangos?"
"Baby are you fandangoing?"

Some complicated story or line, usually a lie, told by a gay guy or woman, to explain why he or she is late.

Beeaaitch, your story about your chihuahua eating your pancake make-up is total fandango!