A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that has been really destroyed, or when the situation is hopeless.
I drove over a hedgehog and now my tyre is fandangoed/Jack is gonna fandango Steven/I didn't do my maths homework. I'm fandangoed.
Trying hard to be cool, in an ostentatioius or overly obvious way, usually with style of dress but also can include mannerisms or behavior.
Man, look at the fandango outfit that he's wearing -- it's pathetic. Did he have to go for the sequins, too?
The gayest thing you could ever do to someone.
The art of fandango normally requires two males, a love for extreme sports and a high-protein diet (so high in protein its toxic). The act of fandanglia can usually be practiced no more than 2 times, severe cranial trauma, fatal dehydration and hypernatremia normally result upon or following the third exposer.
The cause of dehydration and hypernatremia result from Fandango induced inflammatory diarrhea, in which occurs when the motility of the gastrointestinal tract is abnormally high. This is most always due to the rapid influx of fiber and protein from the prefandaglia pinto-bean consumption. This toxic dose of fiber damages the mucosal lining and brush border of the intestines, which leads to the necessary loss of protein-rich fluids (resembling the discharge of Ulcerative colitis) needed to sustain an appropriate fandango.
The cranial trauma is exponentially accumulated throughout the exposers, because the protein-rich fluids impact the face at such extreme velocities, the first facial fandangage, commonly causes zygomular, maxillary and mandibular hair line fractures in which give way to massive compound fracturing upon future acts.
Deviation of the septum, facial hematoma, visceral herniation and E. coli poisoning are common indicators of a first or possible second fandango (depending on a persons resiliency, time between fandagos and/or dosage-prefandango of Ampicillian or azythromyacin). It is not uncommon for a persons first fandanglial experience to be his fatal final.
Anything less would just be Fletching.
His third Fandango was his Final.
I just got Fandango'ed so hard it deviated my septum.
I scored a 1370 on my SAT's but since my second fandango I am now reading at a third grade level.
I would fandango you until you were Down Syndrome busted!
The act of a person spilling red wine uponst thyself whilst robed in white, most commonly a white shirt.
Anon: Shaun, my dearest friend. The annual sales banquet dinner is nigh - will you do the fandango?
Shaun: Inevitably, I may indeed old boy.