A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fart Knocker is a term for someone who is incompetent, stupid and farts too much
One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.
He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.
Fart knocker is an unimportant person.
Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?
Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.