A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is overly cynical just to be cynical and in turn a miserable person
I hate smartphones if they're the future then I want to die. Hey dude smartphones keep people connected lighten up! Screw you dude! smartphones are for losers So the smartphone hater is a knocker
A Jehovah's Witness. Comes from their tendency for door to door evangelism.
I was hoping to get some sleep before work, but I got woken up by some knockers who wanted to talk to me about their cult.
The person who gets someone Knocked up or "Pregnant"
Mary got Knocked up, Joe was the knocker.
So basically knockers are the kinda homie who don’t doorframe shit you need a knocker because that nibba remembers his own birth yeah some knockers have a photographic memory but some became a knocker over time anyway a knocker will remember the exact day minute and second your girl was born for you so you can give that gift at the perfect time also a knocker is always looking out for a homie like a knocker will always use his knocker abilities to help you blessed
This knocker rememberd how ww2 happened exactly even tho he wasn’t there knockers remember everything I tell you
In reference to when a woman has pierced nipples.
Petey: "So how was it?" Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"