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fat

Supposedly excess weight that requires one to buy larger sizes of clothing and become a point of mockery and shame in social situations. In women, a dress size of 10 and up is fat. In men, a beer belly exceeding to the point that one can't see ones' on feet is fat. In homosexual males, to live is to be fat.

Woman: Do you have this in a size 12? Clerk: You'll have to go next door for something like that. Woman: That's a plus sized women's store. Clerk: I can't help it if you're fat. Man, upon returning home from work: What's for dinner, honey? Wife: I'm not making anything tonight. Man: In that case, the guys and are I gonna go to a bar to watch the game. Wife, incredulous: Another night of drinking? My God, you're getting so fat. Homosexual male steps on to scale while at gym, reads "130" as his weight in pounds. Homosexual male: God, I'm so fat.

by cegriffin June 08, 2005

fat

a rude word to describe someone who is overweight. every woman between the ages of 12-35 thinks they are fat and it's retarded. DON'T JUDGE SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT THIN!

(size 0 teen) "EW OH MY GOD IM SO FAT!" "does this make me look fat?" "i just ate a pea. i'm so fat."

by heart of the ocean December 29, 2007

Fat in

the result picking up a couple of larger sized person and taking them home. effectively its an orgy with fat people.like a love in but supersized.

i don't think my bed can support another fat in

by secret weasal December 08, 2010

fat

Aussie slang for a boner.

Geez did you see that bitch? I just got an instant fat.

by Yakkiem September 29, 2004

fatness

an insult that implies that the recipient of the word is paunchy and rotund.

davis is such a fatness

by brado9912 July 25, 2011

Fat

A way to describe someone's weight. Or to insult someone

"She's so fat!"

by Marisol.R April 09, 2017

fat

being overweight

your fat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016