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An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.
Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.
the video game series that used to be for video game geeks but now is now unfortunately enjoyed by all, including the people that used to beat me up for liking these games
video game nerd: i <3 ff jock: so do i, halo2 rocks too!
Dopamine agonist for males between the ages of 14 and 89. The prevalence of this disorder is speading to include females between 12 and 40 who claim to be 22 and busty. All who are affected by FF Syndrome must have 6 of the following symptoms for at least 3 months to have a valid diagnosis: 1.) Interpersonal problems- partners leaving, missed parties, absenteeism at major family gatherings 2.) Neglect of personal hygiene to sustain level or 'party' 3.) Spending over one hour per day at play 4.) In severe scenarios, spending 4-40 hours straight at play 5.) Missing school or work to play 6.) Professional sanctions because of play 7.) Spending more money on game than other significant needs such as food, hygiene, medicine, or childcare 8.) Emotional distress based on illusion that FF Syndrome's characters and losses are real life If you suspect that you or someone you care about has FF Syndrome, there is help. Sufferers of FF Syndrome should save the money he or she was going to get on the faster mother board and graphics. He or she should then shower, brush teeth, put on clean clothing (run laundry first if needed), and call and apologize to family/significant other/friends. Next, call the mental health service number on the back of his or her HMO card if applicable. If not, get in touch with your local FIAA and ask for Mental Health Medicaid. Gaming is a treatable addiction, do not be afraid to get help.
Jason plays final fantasy 17 hours a day. Jason's office reaks of body odor and has not been cleaned in several weeks. His friends and mother have called but he has not answered on account of his parties. He is considering working for final fantasy instead of at his job selling houses. Because of FF Syndrome, Jason has been late and absent from work several times. Jason fasts, not for religious reasons, but to play more final fantasy. When Jason does contact former friends, it is to tell them about his new graphic system and his cool gear he earned with FF. These situations have been occuring for the past five years.
A one-man band brought to you by the genius that is Owen Pallett. He also does string arrangements for The Arcade Fire. His solo project, dubbed Final Fantasy, consists of him looping and playing his violin and singing. He currently has two full albums out ("Has A Good Home" and "He Poos Clouds") and one EP ("Young Canadian Mothers"). (He named himself after the popular videogame of the same name.)
Final Fantasy is absolutely amazing.
the best game ever. that is also the most detailed, and exiting that has expanded over almost all consoles
getting head on your death bed
guy 1- im sorry your granddad is dead timmy timmy- u you shouldn't be sorry luck bitch got a final fantasy
The most overated game series ever. So what if it has good graphics, retarded looking characters, and a Japanesey look. It seems that today, Video Games are automatically cool if they have sharp graphics, and it looks Japanese or Chinese. And Video Games that have all sorts of fun stuff but don't have the best graphics or if they dont look Japanesey are often turned down even by serious gamers. It seems that one of the follys of Modern gaming is that gamers are being turned into wimps. I remmember back in "the days" when all those old and classical video games wouldn't have all those 1 hour long bullshit Cut scenes. Don't get me wrong, I like videogame cutscenes but not if they are hella long.
I sure hope they dont turn Mario from a Cool and Funny looking Italian/New Yorker plumber into some overused, sleek, deadly and Asian-looking yet gay looking Samurai or Warrior who would strip off his clothes after every battle. That would suck now would It.