A fork of Rural Dictionary
(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers
girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
The act of cupping ones hand over ones own bare buttocks when farting. To complete the act you rapidly raise your cupped hand to your nose and take a deep breath to sample your odor from your hand.
My farts were deadly, yet I could not help myself from performing the five fingers of stink.
An evolution of the two finger taco tango although for duets not solo performance. Developed by the Hairless Albino Yeti of Western North Carolina. Renowned as the Yeti's finishing move.
I was nervous yet captivated when I first experienced the five finger quesadilla. Now I'll never go back.
When ya vag so loose that one person can fit 5 fingers in it
Girl: my pussy tight!
Boy: Stop lyin bitch you got that five finger Finney
Illegally downloading copyrighted media.
"Hey man, that's the new Superman movie, it's not even on DVD yet, how did you get it?"
"Five finger download, dude!"
When fisting someone in the anus, and coming out with fecies on your hand or fingers
Pedro was so drunk, that he went home and recieved The Five Fingered Brown from his wife.