A fork of Rural Dictionary
FLORAL PARK IS THE BEST FUCKING PLACE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy 1: where yu from?
guy 2: FLORAL PARK IS THE BEST FUCJING PLACE I N THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
The floral smp is an survival multiplayer server starting may 2022 consisting of 10 current members. Rosewynntv, Lilygraceislive, Amyhqq (unfortunately with the extra q), Elleinlava, UrFavIzzy, Elsiepop, Itssarahlaux, eviethirtheen_, alixxtww and mooeylive_.
“Hey mum did you know that the floral smp is almost starting”
“NO WAY”
Come on now all you cool Floral Park Village rats, stop spending your time in computer class in what you call a high school and recognize how lucky you are to have the coolest band of crime fighters in America saving your asses from the animals in South Flo Po and Elmont on a daily basis. It is only because of these modern-day Marvel heroes that you can even walk the streets at night without having your iPods and expensive mommy-bought cellphones grabbed from your manicured (even you boys) fingers by your neighbors from the south! Flo PoLICE are the men!
Floral Park cops are the best in the world!
floral sex was so great last night. I stuck some flowers up her vagina and started licking it.
A small town on the border of Nassau & Queens. Drinking is a favorite past time of residents of all ages. You can spot the newer residents (past 20 years) & asshole residents because their favorite thing is to complain about taxes. And act As if paying taxes buys them privilege.Even those who are still living with Mommy & Daddy love to bitch about taxes as if they are the only town on LI who pay. Also you can easliy spot a Floral Park resident because after a few beers they will be telling stories about what great athletes they were and how they just missed playing pro ball but now they tell of their greatness on the softball field. Also Floral Park residents love black culture (ie hip hop, black fashion) but are extremely racist
I'll park where ever I please in Floral Park. Do you know how much I pay in taxes
Dude you know I could have gone pro after my senior year at Floral Park Memorial I just partied too much
a town with a bunch of horrible kids, they're all grimy. most of them wont get anywhere in life. especially the little girls who walk around town and pretend to be drunk and think they live in the OC, oh wait they dont think that anymore because it isn't the latest trend.its also full of kids who think they're tough and live in the ghetto. they have no lives and just sit in "the square" or wendys drunk and/or high.
kid#1:what do the kids in floral park do?
kid#2: drugs, duh.
a horrible little town that shouldn't exist. floral park is one of the most dumb, stupid and boring places on earth. everyone that lives there is extremly two-faced. this wouldn't be too bad but the sad thing is that they all deny being two-faced.the girls are sneaky hoe bags and the dudes are emos and wanna be gangsters. they all put themselves on a high horse because they think they are better than everyone else because they live on long island, when in reality.....they don't."flo po" should be taken off the map.
"omg you guys, we're so cool because we're from floral park! all we do it drink and get high. we're almost as retarted as real long island kids!!"