A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.
A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!
A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.
John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent." Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."
Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected
"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!" "OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"
What one says when scared so much they become angry.
Game: *Jumpscare* Danny: AHHH!!! Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!
Interjection indicative of trouble, something wrong
"Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle! Slow down, but don't stop." Mr. Wednesday in Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Part 2, Chapter 12.
Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!
1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language. 2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
Situation 1: Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you. Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ! Situation 2: Johnny: Sooooo... Mike: hmm.... Chris: yeah... Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST! Johnny: wtf happened? Mike: oh my stars Chris: lollerpops