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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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by bluetextman July 30, 2021

Fuck another bag

When you're just simply done, your mental recourses are scarce and you have to resort to infact, fucking another bag

(As seen in the college humour Precious Plum)

The new age saying of 'the last straw' or 'for fucks sake'

"i dropped your new laptop , sorry"
"Aw fuck ANOTHER BAG BROCK"

by Nip nip November 24, 2020

Fuck another bag

When you're simply out of bags to fuck, the expression fuck another bag comes into play. Contemporary version of 'for fucks sake' or 'well I'll be dammed '.

"I have seemed to vomit in your new car"
"Aw fuck another bag brock"

by Nip nip November 25, 2020

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020

Fuck bag

A female with no legs,dwarf,or midget that average size man uses for sex.

Damn she's a little fuck bag.

by fluffy tummy March 28, 2013

Fuck Bag

Someone who is an even bigger prick than your typical douchebag.

Joshua is a stupid Fuck Bag that wants to kill people.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 26, 2022