A fork of Rural Dictionary
it's like saying "go fuck yourself," because when a person MASTERBATES a lot, their penis begins to curve (or "bend")... it's what you say to someone who has nothing better to do.
"hey mike, we should go drinking tonight"
"or you could just get bent!"
Kinder than saying Go Fuck yourself. Same meaning, different words.
Teacher: 'Phil, you're late again. Detention after school." Phil: "go get bent bro."
basically means Go Fuck Yourself.
"hey can I stay over?"
"Get Bent."