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Golden State Warriors

Would make good chum.

If you could envision the Golden State Warriors on a championship party boat in San Francisco Bay sinking into frenzied shark-infested waters there then I like you. Can't you just see a hammerhead mistaking Draymond Green for a sea lion, the way he flops around?

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Golden State Warriors

A misunderstood team that more than anything, just wants people to love and understand them.

Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Golden State Warriors

A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.

Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Golden stating

It's another word for choking

She is golden stating on a hotdog

by Dank spegetti February 28, 2017

The Golden State

Imperial Felch Masters often use this term to describe the states of either Colorado or Oregon.

"The Golden State Warriors are from Colorado, or Oregon, right Simon?"

by Tyner Bucket May 16, 2007